Hey Maem. (Thai female with Western features)
Good morning, Khun Kwanjai.
Ladies and Gentlemen of Ayuthya...
Looks like Khun Kwanjai is so focused on her drama script. She didn't even say hi to us.
Golden Globe Award...
Exactly, or is she not happy with something?
Awards, glory, the bright radiance of the star...
A new star is born!
My fortune is not good again?
I stopped worrying the silly soulmate stuff and started to dedicate my time for my career
and now I have an obstacle again? How unfortunate I am. I'm so upset.
Kwanjai
What does "glory" mean?
It means that my progress is heading down hill.
Down hill like that?
And what does brilliant mean?
It means square.
It means angular and pokey.
Pain, the square is poking me? Are you crazy?
What you were talking about is the "Chaturat".
No...
It's a square, a rectangle,
a trapezoid. My babysitter taught me well.
That's right. That's reasonable. I forgot about it.
Then what does brilliant radiant star mean?
Don't guess!
You guessed blindly!
Next time, explain it better please so it's easier to understand
I'm so stressed right now so I let you read my fortune.
About the test...
What are you saying?
My audition in the next 1-2 days, how will it go?
Don't worry, you're on the right path!
Really?!
Now, only good fortune is not enough. You must rehearse.
I will help you rehearse.
It's a role that's powerful and not too difficult.
You just follow my lead.
In the vast battle field...
the first ray of light touched the grass on the ground...
with strong gust of wind...
the sound of drumming became louder as if it's the rhythm for killing
Lady Chandra sauntered out of the battle field...
with her trusted grey horse.
Citizen of
A... Ayo-ya..
A-yo-ta-ya
Citizens of
Ayothya, don't let
anyone
label us
that our horns were broken...
coward fools.
coward fools...
it is time to... ah...
time to show them our power
it is time to show them our power finally. Hey!
Hey! Very good!
Let's do it like earlier. That was good. Really good.
But this time add more emotion. Give them wrath!
Like that, okay?
Ready. Go!
Citizens of...
Utah!
Taxi. Taxi. Taxi.
To the airport please. Get on!
At the airport, there're arrival and departure. You go to the departure and fly to to say hi to you mom, okay?
Ayothya...
Do it with passion. Ayothya! Go on!
Citizens of Ayothya! Add more emotion!
Add more emotion! Citizens of Ayothya!!
Don't let anyone to label us...
that our horns are broken.
coward fools!
It's time for us to let them know our power! Hey!
It's a war! We are not cheering for sports!
Kwanjai! Sit down.
Imagine this. Right now you are a woman of Ayothya.
Your body cladded in ancient clothing.
Your right hand holding a sword, left hand reigning your grey horse.
Imagine that.
Can you imagine that?
Nah..
Extreme...
This is not good. We need back up team.
Wait a sec.
Keep rehearsing. I'll be right back.
Citizens of...
Aloha...
Tor! Wake up!
Tor!
Tor, wake up.
I gave you a chance.
Hey Tor, if you want to sleep, go upstairs. You sleep like a beggar.
My shop is now down graded.
And nobody need you to fix anything? You sleep all day.
Priceless. Fit for Khun Dilok's sock.
He's such a stingy person.
He's still sleeping
Smells nice. Nong Chompoo, why your cheek smell so nice?
What I am to do?
Oh man! They are fighting with spartan blades!
What? Who's fighting?
Cool, you're so cool. You just love flighting, don't you?
Did your mom feed you mashed banana with bullets as a baby?
If you have free time then go fix stuff.
Kwanjai is in trouble.
Tonkhao, you prepare costumes and makeup to help Kwanjai.
Where? Where? Who is causing trouble?
Where?
Kwanjai, where did he go?
Come over, anyone who's got a problem.
You ARE the problem. When you listen to something, listen till the end!
Not running over like this!
Your face already look dumb. You don't have to act dumb too.
I thought I'd get my blood pumping.
What is it? Who need help?
Kwanjai here. So I had him prepare costumes and makeup for you.
When we're done, you'll feel like you're in that character.
- Thank you. - No problem.
First of all, we must put makeup. Believe me, to be an actress you must know how to dress and put on makeup.
But if you want a boyfriend, you come naked, no need for clothes.
Geez, you fag!
You are a brother of a fag!
Geeez, so embarrassing! Your brother is a fag!
Fag! Fag! Fag!
What did mom say? Not to bully girls, right?
You're not stopping?
Damn!
Thida... Thida...
You evil twins!
You wanna play?
Sit down!
Put on her makeup!
Sit!
Breath and be still.
Kwanjai...
Is it crooked?
How goes it, girls?
Perfect.
I only use 10% of my ability.
Great. Let me see it Kwanjai.
What?
You jerk! Who gave me the script for zombie apocalypse?
And you're sitting still not saying anything!
It's hard to make fake blood.
It's quite sweet.
Ready. This is good enough to create emotion.
Very good. Then we should start rehearsing the woman of Ayothya role now.
Who's that?
Let me.
Hold on just a moment.
Hello Khun Thida.
Sorry that I'm late.
Thida is right here.
Actually, I was worried about Khun Kwanjai since when you and Tonkhao asked me to help.
But I was waiting for copper sulfate and carbonyl hydrate to react with a mouse's brain stem.
We totally understand about the mouse's brain stem.
Sorry. I was in a hurry.
I feel bad for his girlfriend.
What is it Khun Tor?
What why?
Calm down, Khun Tor.
Actually I was just doing the rehearsal. I shouldn't bother you.
Are you still mad at me?
But the CCTV confirmed that the blanket case
I really didn't mean it.
I'm very sorry.
I understand.
I meant, Thida...
shouldn't have imposed Khun Vee.
When you were doing your research.
Not impose at all. For you, I can do anything.
I can do anything.
Pear, Pear, Lychee, Longan.
Raisin we can't give you.
You can't have banana!
I loved this song for Freshman orientation.
If you have nothing for me to help,
I would like to uh... cheer you up from this point over to that point.
It got me.
There you go!
Everyone died!
How cool! Like coming from Korea!
I know. I believe many people think the same.
Alright.
We wasted enough time.
Let's rehearse the role.
Ready?
In the vast battle field...
The first ray of light touched on blanket of grass below.
with strong gust of wind.
The sound of drumming got louder as if it's the rhythm for killing
Lady Chandra sauntered out of the battlefield.
with her graceful grey horse.
Citzitens of Ayothya...
Don't let any...
Sorry. Again please.
Again. Okay?
Sure.
Open it for me.
Sure.
In the vast battle field..
grey horse, come!
Come!
Citizens of Ayothya... don't let anyone label us that we are coward fools.
It's time to let them know our power, hey!
Awesome!
It's incredible. You are so professional. That's enough because the pro needs to rest. OK it's over!
Liar.
This.. I think this role is too difficult for me.
I couldn't think of anything. The battlefield, the ray of light and the wind.
Most importantly, there's no horse!
Kwanjai, you want to go rehearse in the war zone in the south
so that you'll be in character?
Then what should we do?
The modeling agency is calling. Answer it for me.
I don't want to.
Hello.
I'm that same old modeling. How was your rehearsal?
Well... it's good.
About the audition, can I reschedule that?
Reschedule? Of course I can.
I'd like to reschedule to tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Yes. Yes, I can.
Tomorrow, okay?
Goodbye.
Tomorrow?
I think we should postpone it.
If you are stiff like that tomorrow you'll be disappointed as usual.
Wait. I think there must be some other way.
So you put makeup on and you still don't get it...
There must be some other way. Come up with an idea!
Uh.. where's Joe today?
When I was coming I was looking for him so we could come by together.
But I couldn't find him not matter how hard I tried.
But I think it's OK. Missing one is ok.
What's that?
Joe, wake up.
Thida, he ate your noodles again.
Wake up now Joe!
Get up!
Fine then.
I found it in there already.
Eeek! He stink of alcohol.
Did you drink or bathe in it?
My friend...
he never invited me to drink with him.
I understand.
I'm not mad.
Wake up! Are you going to sleep all day? Joe!
Joe.
Is he alright?
Joe!
Die! Die! Die!
What?
What's wrong?
The shop owner!
He had a birthday party so he paid for the drinks.
What time is it?
The guy is so good.
He didn't pay for food, no?
He only pays for drinks.
It's just like that.
However drunk I am I can find my way home.
Oh dear, let's get out of his room! We can't play in his room, Kwanjai!
Let's pack our stuff.
Hey hey, the room is next door. I could miss it.
OK. come back. I was joking.
And what are you guys doing here? Having a protest?
Protesting the government?
Go gather at that bridge downtown.
No!
Khun Joe, we are not going anywhere.
The reason we are here because we are helping Khun Kwanjai rehearsing her acting role.
Nerd...
I was playing a joke with my friends. Nobody is leaving.
Why so serious?
Don't you have any friends?
I do.
Kiti, Manote, Sorapong, Sombat
Khun Vee...
You have so many friends.
Sit. Sit. Sit.
Joe, stop taunting him. Actually what you said was right.
and we wasted enough time.
and now we have Joe here and that's good. we've got everyone.
Give me a moment.
Can you do it?
For Tor. Kwanjai. Joe, take this.
What's this? For a lakorn again?
Going to sleep.
Then give me the noodles money.
Actually today is perfect for acting rehearsal with such a nice weather, right?
but first
before we do something an army marches on its stomach, right?
Looking for something to eat. Any ramen?
So that we have energy to do things.
What are you doing?
What is it?
Put it away.
I'm putting it away.
Open.
And the water bill that you use my bathroom everyday
Go in there.
So violent.
Don't whine.
Alright everyone.
Great! Then everyone must stand at the position
I planned, Okay?
In the vast battlefield...
The first ray of right touches upon the blanket of grass below...
Suddenly, dark clouds as if bad omen
gradually moved in with strong gust of wind...
At that moment, the time of battle has arrived. The drumbeats sounds like
like Mario jumping on toad stools! Stop!
Why are you like this?
The drumbeats sounds as if it's the rhythm for killing.
Lady Chandra, walking towards the battlefield
with her trusted graceful grey horse.
Her determined gaze focusing on the ground ahead...
Citizens of Ayothya, do not let anyone defy us for coward fools.
It's the time we show them our power.
No, no!
CUT!
No one told me it was over.
That war has been over for several hundred years!
But the war in this condo is about to take place!
Have we informed all of you that
according to the rental agreement number 2, third paragraph
Gathering of residents in one unit
over 6 people is prohibited
after 11 pm.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Exactly 6.
Seven.
What?
Furthermore
the agreement number 15.6 the 6th paragraph, it is stated that
the residents are required to refrain from causing statutory nuisance at night time!
Stop barking already. You all are too loud, I am trying to sleep here!
As we can see, all of you seriously broke the rules!
You won't shut up, right!?
Hence, rules are rules...
If rules aren't rules, then they aren't rules.
If we have rules and nobody follows the rules, what do we have rules for?
Whose blood is that?
Blood! It came through the ceiling!
Could you please pay attention and listen to what I have to say?
Blood!
Citizens of Ayothya, we succeeded. Yay!
Citizens of Ayothya, Ayothya,, Ayothya,
Don't let...
Citizens of Ayothya...
OK. You memorize it all? Yes.
OK. Let's do it.
Hold this and smile. [Kwanjai as Yai Sai, House of Ogress]
Introduce yourself to the camera. Name, last name, age, weight, height and turn your left and right profile.
Got that?
This camera.
Hello...
Hi, my name is Kwanjai Stella Prompratan, I'm 25, 168 cm tall and weigh 48 kg.
Smile nicely.
Hold the smile, please
Yes. That's good.
Excuse me, don't I need a sword?
No, just the leash.
Ready?
House of Orgres, Take 1. Action!
Cut!
Excuse me.
I forgot.
OK. House of Orgress, take 2. Action!
At the dark and dreary Wat Dawn's cemetery.
Yai Sai, a young ogress, walked out of a hut after eating a child's liver.
Holding a leash of buffalo pet ghost in her hand.
(sound of dog howling)
Citizens of Ayothya..
CUT!
How did it go?
Your face look like a butt. You didn't get the part again?
Look here, your face is not bad.
Wanna switch track to be a model? Just pose for photos.
Like this, this, this. Want to?
Crazy, Joe.
It's alright. This time you didn't go through. There's next time.
I believe you can do it. Right? Can you do it?
Yes. See?
Okay? Bye.
You didn't get it?
It's OK, Kwanjai. We can be discouraged but never give up.
Today you rest and save your energy to work for it again.
I would like to rehearse many roles with you.
Please hold this.
Let's rehearse again.
Khun Vee, what are you doing?
Give me the string.